The Tripe Page
I thought that
it was about time that I elected myself the Chief
K.I.A. (Know-it-all) for Thailand. Done. Modest I aint,
I'll clue
ya!
Have you noticed that people who don't agree with me are always and
absolutely wrong. Just a thought.
For the record, my favourite pastimes are: patting myself on the back,
and blowing my own trumpet.
As an expert on everything, anything, and all things, I have come to
the conclusion that there are only two ways of doing anything - the
Tripe way, and the wrong way. Think about it. You know I'm
right. Agreed?
As a self-elected old Thailand hand, always looking for an excuse to
brag, I thought that it was about time I reminded my readers (yet
again) that I know just about everything there is to know about the
metropolis, as well as the rest of the kingdom.
Hickory dock/I can't find my thomas/Suits you sir/Suits you sir/Now
I've found my thomas/Burma-Shave (8.10pm)
BMTA - please note: do NOT re-route or change your bus schedules
without first consulting me, as I am an authority and expert on these
matters. (Another case of TRIPE TOOHAA - Tripe talking out of his
arse again.)
I for one like Pratts Gum (an obscure brand of Swahili chewing gum).
Why doesn't every supermarket in the metropolis stock it, I wonder?
You will be pleased to know that Peabody prune-juice is now back in
the shops.
Last Wednesday, whilst out on my rounds, I went for a shit in the
rest-room at Pink Panther bar (Patpong) and noticed that the
coat-hooks on the cubicle doors were gone. What's that all about,
I wonder?
Met a resident in Pratunam during the week, who accused me of talking
out of my arse. I farted, told him he was wrong, and farted
again. He left, without saying a word. Oh, well.
The Tom Toms have it that McDonalds (a US hamburger fast food chain)
are coming to the kingdom. More about this as I learn of it.
Spotted a hawker peddling barbeque chicken and sticky rice the other
day. A good gimmick, but it will NEVER catch on.
Had a shit yesterday morning, again in the afternoon, and again 20
minutes after that. Had a shit last night, twice this morning,
and 1 hour ago. Yours truly - always having a shit - always talking
shit. 'Nuff said.
BUT, I DON'T GIVE!
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